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A usual occurrence

Them: “What’s your name?”
Me: “Maude”
“Wha?”
“Maude.”
“Morgan?”
“No, MAUDE”
“Morgue?”
“Yes, (you dickhead), I was named after a place where people are buried”
“Oh well what’s your name?”
“M-A-U-D-E”
“Ohhhh Maude. Is that your real name?”
“Yes.”
“You’re going to change it, aren’t you?”
“Goodbye”

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3 responses

  1. PETER

    No,
    Maude’s a great name. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9NY8R-LmIw

    Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
    She didn’t care if the whole world looked.
    Joan of Arc, with the Lord to guide her
    She was a sister who really cooked.

    Isadora was the first bra burner
    Ain’t ya glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
    And when the country was falling apart
    Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

    And then there’s Maude.
    And then there’s Maude.
    And then there’s Maude.
    And then there’s Maude.
    And then there’s Maude.
    And then there’s Maude.
    And then there’s

    That uncompromisin’, enterprisin’, anything but tranquilizing,
    Right on Maude.

    April 5, 2011 at 6:41 pm

  2. Dave

    err why what’s wrong with Morgan, Daryl? jeez…

    (maude >* tbh imo bbq)

    November 2, 2010 at 11:42 pm

  3. Daryl

    if you ever do change your name, I implore you to change it to Morgue

    October 25, 2010 at 8:02 am

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