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I’m up for a Bachelorette Award!

Yep – believe it or not – I’m single. And Pedestrian have put on a little competition in Aus to find the best bachelorette around. I’ve been put forward (for some reason) so figure if I’m going to be recognised for my single status, I may as well take the damn competition out.

I’m quite competitive, so naturally I’m calling on you, reading this, to help a sister out.

That, and the fact that if I beat out the lovely lady winning at the current moment (Ruby Rose) I’ll post up a picture here on my website that no one has ever seen of me… because I deemed it to be a little too sexy. So what say you?

Voting for my sorry ass closes at 5pm TODAY!! – all you have to do is click like!

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6 responses

  1. Dave

    My my my, what fantastic taste in music you have.

    July 2, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    • My my my, what big teeth you have!

      July 2, 2012 at 8:14 pm

      • Dave

        All the better to take a bite out of Fiona Apple’s new album with?

        July 3, 2012 at 6:01 pm

      • For some reason, her Apple’s are always bruised…

        July 3, 2012 at 8:03 pm

      • Dave

        She should probably get that checked out. Unexplained bruising can be an indicator of some serious medical problems.

        July 4, 2012 at 8:28 pm

  2. Jeezzz that’s a BIG list of chickies. Lara Bingle??? Bahahahahaaaa…. yeah right

    May 22, 2012 at 7:11 am

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